I won’t know if that’s supposed to make me turgid without knowing what your waist looks like. Paint me a picture with words.

Is the butt with music on it fantastical enough?

I guess I should make sure my will makes them play Lesbian Seagull by Engelbert Humperdinck before the show’s over.

tl;dr

Next time don’t say a wall of text is a short meme

I’m waiting for temperatures to drop for the feral cat to come by. Cornelius drops by when it gets cold out and makes himself at home. My cats have accepted him. It’s been a few months and I hope he’s doing well. His “owner” hadn’t seen him in months last I checked in.

What would “return to corral and flip it over” fall under?

I have more rugged blinds. The strings holding the hard plastic are very chewable. They aren’t fully destroyed. Not yet.

Why is he so red? Is he about to fight Captain America?

I bought a smart watch and found it collecting dust. My new job is strongly against being on your phone while at work. Nothing against earbuds and a watch however. Now it takes me twice as long to send a text via my watch.

The barrel was probably mistaken for Nuclear Bloom

Hurl mar-a-lardo, NYC, and Delaware into the sun. After that probably break the hotdog eating world record.

I just want to live long enough to fuck an alien

Behead those who say No Kings is violent

Thanks. I’ll have to try my hand at it with cakewalk settings and see if I can make any progress. Now I’m hoping my game saved before that fight and I don’t have to find my way back to where it is. No difficulty slider can make that easier.

I got stuck at either a boss or miniboss. Game’s a lot of fun and has good spirit but I didn’t have enough mana to fight a flying wizard. I don’t think that’s too much of a spoiler. This Zelda-like game has flying wizards and you can cast magic spells.

I either couldn’t backtrack or didnt trust my ability to return to that arena to advance the game. Whatever the case was after stalling out and putting it down I have found it difficult to get my head back in the game. At this point I’m waiting until I forget more of the game so I can start fresh again one day.

I’ve got “:D” tabs open and I’d rather not know what the number greater than 99 is.

Remember when Rafael Cruz had that booger on his lip during a speech? I haven’t forgotten. He ate a booger during a debate.

To hell with AI theories. The killers broke into his cell from inside the walls, ceiling, toilet, or poster. Started in a sewer pipe. Watch Shawshank Redemption backwards to get the idea.

I think I’d like to have the full alphabet instead.

Does the albatross necklace come with boat mode or is “boat mode” the gas guzzler equivalent for an electric car?