That’s nowhere near enough space! You’re going to need SEVERAL square yards!

Tbf, a pun-based show with gratuitous fourth wall breaking is the kind of desperate I would actually love 😁

Bad muzak I can handle. It’s when they interrupt it every ten seconds to remind you that there’s still the same number of people ahead of you that really gets my goat. And I need that goat!

All I can tell you is that this isn’t you.

I love that they won’t trust Wesley Crusher with the task 😄

Yes.

That and being a fool of a Took.

Somewhat related: “UPS” is Danish for “OOPS”

I call bullshit on your anecdotal video from deranged people with an obvious agenda.

Cats are carnivores. Forcing a vegan diet on them is animal abuse and anyone who does so should never be allowed to care for animals again.

wouldn’t feed a cat other animals, it makes no sense. There is Vegan cat food that works just fine.

No! Cats are obligate carnivores. A vegan diet would literally kill them painfully.

This poop turned my cereal brown

“Numbness will subside in several minutes.”

“Short enough that I can climb over it, but big enough that I can hide behind it,” she says 😁

As Denmark’s queen abdicated and Frederik X became (hopefully our last) king, I was forwarding this in the family group chat with the comment “more important things are also happening in the world right now”

This one wins.

The name of that cat? “Wire”

Yes and no: while this is technically correct, flavorful or tasty is more frequently used about food, whereas tasteful is more often used about the other definition of taste, like for example aesthetics or, as I’m alluding to here, tasteful artistic nudity 😁

First things first: make planned obsolescence illegal.

The vast majority of consumer products are designed to fail earlier than they have to, leading to a shitload of needless waste over which consumers have no real control.

Also, continue to limit single use plastics. Single use anything, but especially plastics.

And of course, phase out all uses of fossil fuel and derived products as viable alternative materials and processes become ready.

I bet the dream phones are all malfunctioning because some joker set the font size to a thousand pixels per letter.