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Yanking my stick on the toilet like a fighter pilot going full afterburner

The manual release is only accessible from the inside as well, so even if the driver gets out, you get to watch your kid burn in a car seat because you can’t open the door from the outside

The funny part is, the doors have a manual release on the inside, Tesla owners are just too dumb to read the user manual.

The not funny part is, the ones in the back are deep inside the bottom of the door, there’s no possible way a child in a car seat could open the back door in an emergency.

Opening Doors with No Power https://share.google/NmVMGXKowzwXKUKxF

The CEO of my company makes almost $40,000 a day and all he has to do is play kissyface with congressmen.

The mouse at by shared office computer still has a fucking ball in it.

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I actually got a free NFT in some kind of sweepstakes. It’s probably worth negative money now.

It did get me 3 free drinks at a music festival so there’s like +50 bucks in value right there.

I don’t think it’s fedi but I like odysee

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It takes a lot more effort than it’s worth. They use multiple layers of tracking to enforce the ban.

An IP ban is just layer 1. You’ll have to change your IP address and your location.

After that, they use fingerprinting data. It’s actually terrifying how much a website can gather on you. They know what devices you use, screen resolution, operating system, hardware specs, browser cache, cookies, what fonts you have installed, basically everything about your phone or computer can be tracked with browser fingerprinting.

After fingerprinting, they track your habits on the site. What subs your old account was subscribed to / active in, what kind of stuff you upvote and comment on, how you “talk” in comments, hell probably even your typing cadence.

Your best bet would be to stay off the site for a few months, and use a new device with an anti-tracking browser and a “residential” VPN.

OR… You can just hang out here and help this community grow. Reddit sucks balls now anyway, help us make a better one.

Add a cactus in each of their asses and we might be getting somewhere

You’d think they learned from the dotcom bubble and the hundred other times they gambled and lost. I guess it doesn’t matter when you just get paid back with taxpayer money.

Remember when Gemini got caught in a loop of self-loathing and nuked itself?

Saying you’re an alpha just kinda sounds like a furry thing

Not a drag queen

Paid off my truck 3 months ago. Finally saved up some money and now it’s misfiring and I’ve just been throwing money at it trying to find the problem.

Not a US citizen btw

Also defends her sex offender husband and her sex offender brother

You can make a slam fire shotgun with 2 galvanized pipes and a roofing nail