bro thinks he isn’t programmed 💀

Yeah it also turned them into homeless slaves last time, factory drones just couldn’t see them because they were far away.

The yellow man is from the simpsons

How about 20%, or issue the equivalent value in shares and hand them to to the state. Shareholders’ choice. Fuck up repeatedly and the state uses their control to replace senior management.

Literal coolest thing ever, sucks they’re for killing people.

they took the fucking dragon slinky

My computer mommy could beat up your sky daddy.

That’s right!

it looks freaking epic scifi. Reddit moment!!!

DMG: Acronym, Dungeon Master’s Guide.

Powergaming [verb]: The practice of optimising games above all other concerns, even fun.

Chud [noun]: A horrible creature that lives in the sewers and survives by licking piss off of boots. Sort like a goblin or ghoul.

Slop [noun]: Art that is of low quality.

Treantmonk [proper noun]: popular Youtuber that designs genuinely impressive powergaming builds for 5e, but frequently uses bad-faith arguments like this.

“X has been a disaster for Y”: A snowclone, ah, alas, I forget where this one comes from.

The whole basis of this (nonsense) argument, and related ones, is that “weapon” is defined as “one of the entries in the ‘weapons’ table in the DMG”, rather than y’know, the normal meaning of the word. But there is zero indication that this’d be the case, it’s just powergaming chudslop.

Treantmonk has been a disaster for tbe 5e community.

Stupid fucking question. Next!

I heard they’re developing a new Shahed bomb that can blow up a church and rebuild it into a mosque.

This replay is the funniest shit lmao. Keep building that bridge Claude.

https://arcprize.org/replay/0964128b-a2f5-4c5b-886e-497d893f429d

Interesting that it seems to be perceiving the environment mostly accurately, and is just completely wrong about the purpose of all the game objects.

ChatGPT lookin ass

Just build Electron native or something, christ.

It’s ok it’s a TV show and he was just acting.

Can I use my sneak attack? No? Damn. Ok does an 8 hit. What does before modifers mean?

I knew it!