Sarcasmo

That’s almost begging for a pegging.

I thought it was California in danger but it looks like we’ve lost Florida.

Six fiddy? Shazam!

At most companies there’s no option. You have to do the random drug they’re testing or risk termination.

The 6-in-1 products are great overall but mine struggles with thicker carpet. YMMV

Viking Skol Cat

Back the blue screen.

Is this Plastic Cat or Elongated Cat? I always get them confused.

Yes. Now there’s just a void.

And be sure to stay hydrated. It’s so important.

Such a cute squirrel. Why did your sister shoot it?

You’re moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You’ve just crossed over into the Twilight Zone.

Must be a cock and lasagna joint.

Poblano peppers can cause this type of reaction.

Elves has left the building.

But you’ll be hungry again in half an hour.

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You can skip Surprise if you don’t bend over in Prison.

Looking for the perfect holiday gift? This year, give them the finger.