I didn’t send you an email at all. I expect you to read it.

Wait till you hear about the sickos using arabic numbers

Purchase? I got mine at birth.

My codebase doesn’t have features, I’ve been refactoring hello world for 25 years.

I did this in an interview and I got the job on the spot.

It gets more fun when you get older and you realise you’re mostly just a tired person.

It’s Skyrim meets Super Mario Brothers 2!!!

Actually it’s Never Eat While Shitting

It would’ve been funnier without the speech bubbles imo, but still great

It worked, thanks!

Thank you, Anti FOMO Raven!

🫡

Independent news outlet Astra said that the program features Russian-language dubbing of Carlson’s American shows and is not original content for Russian viewers

Saved you a click.

My manager must really like me 🥹

It’s a feature, not a bug.

The voices’.

Try being typeless next time

Just make sure you do it in writing.

I accept your offering

Shut up about the sun!!!