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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago
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    NORTH EAST WEST SOUTH

    At least that’s what they taught us in journalism school

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      Actually it’s Never Eat While Shitting

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        Oops. Should I not have done that? I mean if anyone had told me that sort of thing is frowned upon I never would’ve…

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          They’re joking. You should actually always eat while shitting and shit while eating. No exceptions.

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            That’s what the nice shelf is for on the toilet

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              Where else are you supposed to put your comic book and chocolate milk?

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                Beats me

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              My housemate at university used to eat a bowl of cereal while on the toilet in the morning. We referred to it as “the circle of life”.

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                I’d be mad as fuck lmao. You wanna talk about someone pissing in your cheerios, I hope you eat fast.

          • Monkey With A Shell@lemmy.socdojo.com
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            Should that mean that the 'human centipede ’ was just a demonstration of maximal efficiency?

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        Never eat skunks weiners, actually.

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          NESW

          Not Everyone Wins Sayings

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            Have it your way. Never Eat Weiners of Skunks

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      That doesn’t even make sense, who would refer to cardinal directions in that order?

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        The Catholic Church says hi.:-P

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          Isn’t it forehead chest, shoulder shoulder? So NSEW?

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            I was thinking that chest counted as middle so thus didn’t count here? But yeah then South kinda didn’t fit in at all… this seems to be not the most well-thought-out comment I’ve made:-P.

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              The Catholic Church says hi ;-P

          • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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            No, no, look. I’ve told you. It’s spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch

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          Oh. Then it makes sense that South is the final objective.

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            Not to be confused with the final solution, which was more Protestant.

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          I think they do north south east west.

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      Fun fact they were going to name compasses NEWS but the name was already taken

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        That’s news to me!

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      NORTH EAST WEST SOUTH

      all in the same house

      Dammit. Now I need to listen to some Escape Club

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