Check your crevices!

Meanwhile I’m over here thinking anything under 25 is a bit cool, 10 is downright chilly and -10? -10 is Ice Age snuggle up to your wooly mammoth temperature.

To the people talking of guillotines and woodchippers, I think what you’re really looking for is the Brazen Bull of Phalaris. So appropriate on so many levels.

Because the amount of fossil fuel money going into their back pockets it’s weighing them down so much they just can’t move quickly.

I’m perhaps a little pedantic but if the new law is that interfering with national infrastructure (including roads) is a crime then surely the police should have been detained as well?

“At 10:10am, a number of Metropolitan police arrived and began pushing the Just Stop Oil supporters back and forming a chain across the road,” they said.

After all the police formed a chain across the road which would’ve seriously held up traffic.

Now there’s a movie reference I haven’t heard in a long time.