Sorry, I understand why a company would want to capitalize on the crypto bubble if it was 2022, but I meant this more as an existential “whyyyyy” but didn’t have the energy for that.

Why

You could look at this and see it as pandering, which it is, but I also take it as a decent sign that they have to at least pay lip service to renewables since fossil fuels have become a significant liability in many eyes.

Regulation could work, we just need the political will to give these agencies teeth and goals that align with reality

We need to just stop digging stuff out of the ground and burning it for energy. Until that fundamental realization sets in, we’re stuck with an increasingly worsening climate crisis.

“Who the hell is putting my quotes on the internet” - Vladimir Lenin

Ah yeah, kind of a dick move to make fun of someone’s appearance though.

sad yarr

Why is it that we can identify systemic problems, but never propose public policy as a solution? Everything has to come down to the consumer seeking out information and making the sometimes more costly or inconvenient choice on their own, while their neighbors all go on blissfully unaware or uncaring

We need one person to be cannibal Jesus and take all the cannibalism on themselves for the good of the rest of us.

Hey hon, y’all want a grump, slump or sonker? - diner waitress that had a stroke

Happy. Birthday.

Being shitty to people is bad for them, more at 11

Maybe instead of spending more on lawyers, just consolidate the streaming services again so they’re more attractive than piracy?

can you imagine finding the original nuclear semiotics sites and just treating them like we treated the Egyptian tombs lol

Imagine how deranged someone would sound calming saying “I’m very whelmed by this”

thats not jupiter it’s Jruleipiter jeez read the post

Doesn’t that kind of erode their entire premise as a company?

oh no