Wouldn’t be surprised if it was named after the game. These guys like to name their companies nerdy sinister names on purpose. Like Palantir

Ring watches are a thing. Seen them for a while but usually they look like rings and have a flap or something

I was so psyched for that movie, but when I found out it was a part one, I lost interest and still haven’t seen it

Stupid American. There’s no natives or Indians anywhere but the u.s right? Not like the entirety of the Americas is populated with native peoples, despite your best efforts to eradicate us. Damn you’re seriously stupid, or racist, or both. Literally every country on this continent has us.

This one is probably also run by a right wing techie as well

Who owns this? Another insane rich, right wing techie?

I haven’t been able to use new pipe since a few months back, did they fix it?

One of my biggest issues with the ads is that they’re mostly scams. I just get ads for shit I know isn’t real

By the way, Elon Musk’s wealth alone is enough money to essentially stop climate change. Him and Bezos, that’s enough money to reverse the damage.

We only need to sacrifice these two people to save the human race.

My pastor growing up said we don’t need to worry about pollution and climate change, because Jesus is going to return any day and after he wins, god is going to renew the earth. Magically I guess.

It’s an excuse I always heard for not doing anything about it

People don’t say the world is ending all the time. Religious conservatives do. That’s what they don’t see. I grew up in a religious conservatives community and pretty much every Democratic president was labeled the anti Christ, heralding the end of days. Saddam was also the devil who was gonna end the world, and Arafat, and Osama, and Benihana, etc

I’ve managed to get a hold of 3 of the old ones through garage or estate sales, but yeah the ones that are brand new have plastic parts in them which drives me crazy. But you can at least 3d print what you’re missing

Nah you just replace you with youse. Example:

Happy birthday to youse, happy birthday to youse. Happy birthday this fucking guuuuy! Happy birthday to youse!

“we’re here to conquer your planet!”

“Oh thank god, great timing too, can we get universal healthcare and food security?”

“Wtf you guys don’t have that on earth?!”

Hide your kids

Gotta be the KitchenAid mixers no? Especially the older ones. I have a friend that has one from his grandma that’s over 50 years old. If anything breaks, it’s usually a gear or something simple to fix, and the parts are easy to buy and generally cheap.

A family friend got a police visit because she lets her kids ride their bikes out of view of home. Like they go a couple streets over and ride around but apparently that’s neglect now

The department wasn’t out of line. You can’t just take in wild animals without a permit or telling anyone. And once peanut bit the officer they had no choice. Brain tissue is the only fast way to test for rabies. It was that or risk the officer drying. I sure wouldn’t take the “owner’s” word and risk my life.

Anyways, peanuts owner was a shit head who got peanut killed

Devil’s advocate. The “owner” of peanut was taking in wild animals without permits. Never bothered to even try… They find peanut who bites an officer. Now that officer can just take this weird dude’s word that peanut is not rabid, or he can wait till he’s symptomatic, at which point he’s dead. The only fast way to test for rabies is with brain tissue. It was either kill peanut or risk the officer drying of rabies.

Blame it all on the people who took in a wild animal without telling anyone and then exploited him for views

At least he didn’t get raped like Pocahontas did