If we want renewable energy we should attach some kind of turbine to Carl. He must be spinning at a pretty good clip right about now.

Do we care about the switch? Is that something we’re doing now?

Great, up until they start eating the plastic that we’re still using for stuff.

You people have some weird hangups.

Hold on to your butts, there’s a wave of dipshits on their way to say “BuT a CoNsOlE iS sPeCiFiCalLy MaDe To PlAy ThEsE gAmEs!1!1!”

Being original is hard.

Also it’s a fucking console in a universe where PCs exist.

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Wow that’s very forward of you.

Those are probably all for him. 34…

Regardless of genre, if your game is single player but doesn’t allow me to pause when I have a distraction arise, then I likely won’t choose to play it over another game that I can pause whenever I want to sneeze or whatever.

Ew, I didn’t realize it was an EA title. There goes what little interest that I may have had.

I’m having this problem with old RTS games. I remember having SO much fun and they’re just boring as fuck now.

They probably had an agreement to do something funny at each others funeral, whoever survived the other. Mission complete.

Not with that attitude.

This would make sense if Stein was actually taking voters from Harris instead of Trump.

Seriously, talk about a pair of tits that you don’t even want to see.

Seems like a lot of devs don’t play their own games.

Not quite done? Slap an early access sticker on that bitch and move on to the next title.

They lost me at the release of Battlefield 3 with hundreds of bugs, many completely game breaking.

For example:

To this day, there are still times when you can fire a tank at a jet, and SEE the explosion happen and then the jet still keeps on flying even though you scored a direct hit on it with a TANK SHELL.

I say to this day because the bug was still in there when I stopped playing and they had certainly stopped working on it.

FUCK EA.

Hope this was a lesson to anybody still playing their garbage.