Whoever wrote that was spot on though. Source: not a rooster but I have been called a cock before.

We stopped?

Quantum awkwardness. I for one am in a permanent state of possibly awkward.

Ugh, that site has phone cancer.

Hhaha, I’m going to start referring to my depression as “that dopamine shortage” or even “the great dopamine shortage”.

“Yes human, you may gaze upon my eternal glory.”

My only regret is that I have… boneitis.

Feel this one in my bones.

It’s just extremely humbling to realize that in this lifetime, I will never have enough time or money to even rise to a middling position in the field. It doesn’t diminish my genuine love for the subject or my personal drive to collect and learn what I can, but at the same time some millionnaire could start in my field tomorrow and have surpassed me in every way including knowledge in just a few months, and that makes me… not envious but just sad. I’ll always be just the dog getting table scraps while the “real” players feast at unimaginable, unattainable hights in perpetuity.

Slow, buggy, annoying interface, hogs extreme amounts of resources locally, can be used to spy on its users.

What’s not to like? It’s basically how Elon envisions X, an “everything app” that is actually good at nothing specific.

Get your hand off my penis!

I’m trying my best but it’s so goddamn hard. I went to two trade shows past weekend and actually talked to someone new (well, the same person twice, but still). But literally every other person there had a much more extensive collection and knowledge than I do, after 5 years of obessessing over the subject.

I will always just be a very lightly informed amateur without real skills in any field.

When you enter the stratum of society that Musk is part of, you literally can’t fail. There’s a reason we keep talking about certain people continually “failing upwards”. Once you hit a billion, you’ve won capitalism and the only way to lose it is to go straight against the people in power (see China) or be an incredibly dumbfuck the likes of which is rarely seen (see Kanye). It’s literally impossible to lose at that point; you have so much money that simply having it generates more than what could be earned by working in any field, anywhere, globe-wide.

Billionaires should not exist at all, but that’s another discussion.

Yeah, the way the Dems played themselves was downright painful to watch. They carry a lot of the blame for what happened.

Our national tv channel is lawfully barred from running commercials.

They just changed the definition of ads they run to “messages of commercial importance” or some dumb shit like that. And just like that, ads on the national channel are suddenly a-ok

I don’t want to live on a planet where these are the kind of people who decide, well, everything.

Doesn’t look like I’ll have much choice though.

It’s not that rare unfortunately. It’s spread across more than half the globe.

The last time this happened we needed a world war to root it out. It’s looking increasingly likely that we’re gonna need another one.

Spite is a strong motivator.

He woke up today, saw the election results and was like “Nope, ain’t worth it no mo” and promptly shuffled off his mortal coil.

Honestly, can’t blame him. Take me with you!

And poured quickdry cement on it to make sure.

This is one genie that’s never going back into the bottle again. May our descendants, provided any live, have mercy on our memory.