They really missed out on changing breaking news to braking news.

Is this AI? The hand looks fucked up.

I was given this nickname by an old guy at work that knew I was good with computers. Never actually owned an ipod lol.

Cause they are owned by American billionaires and as such are more ethical. /s

This is some Merlin level superstition… Might as well claim that he is doing in on purpose while it’s happening.

I agree this has got to be the root reason. They are scared.

Oh that’s dissapointing that there isn’t a storyline. Huh.

I don’t know, for some reason I find the addition of guns to this type of game upsetting. But I also want to try it… I don’t know.

Please tell me this is a super funny parody and not a serious thing…

Suspicious omission of porn…

God I feel old now.

I mean look at em. It has little fake horns. I want one.

Yeah… Sadly this is the most likely outcome.

The blue one just needs to be switched to alcoholism and drugs. Then it’s perfect.

Did you grab tavern brawler? It has some grapple related actions.

I’m not, because I’m lazy and it seems like too much work to protect my privacy when my government doesn’t give a fuck.

Are you a bot? Because you sound like a bot.

Pretty much all of them at this point, I’m in the construction industry. Video games, reading, computer repair, anime, dungeons and dragons, miniature painting, watch making, chess… There are a few brave exceptions, but most people give me that glazed over look when I bring it up.

Ahhhhhh I forgot the olive oil! It’s not too late. Thanks!

It was very fresh. Very good. I think I did it.