The kid died 3 weeks later working in a coal mine.

Temu? More like Trashmu.

I’d live in a zoo if I got a solid gaming rig with broadband access as an engagement item.

A super fast car is a toy, fast electronics are useful tools.

I didn’t say I could, but knowing how somebody could have done better doesn’t need me to.

That would require me to have X on my phone. I do not. Because I deleted Twitter when dipshit took over.

2001 called, it wants to buy your screensaver and put it on 3,000 asset shovelware CDs.

That’s what the remaster looks like? That looks like total dog shit. I’ve seen better looking flash games, back when those were still a thing, before all the flash game makers ported and enshitified their once free games and made them P2W mobile apps or worse, charge for them on steam. I’m looking at you, Bloons trash.

Hey genius, he’s naming it off the same old meme that the crypto coin was named after. Because he’s not just a weird, stupid jackass, he’s also autistic and on “prescription” stimulants.

Sure. I mean death still comes one to a customer and I’m no different.

That’s because they’re banks. their greed is to BP as BP’s greed is to the average nun.

Y’all = you all, which is gender neutral.

Also that map is missing the Chicagoland y’all exclave.

AI generated music slop

FTFY

That’s because nobody’s had time to refuse a bird flu vaccine because they’re fucking idiots yet.

Good. I look forward to all these idiots finally accepting that they drastically misunderstood what LLMs actually are and are not. I know their idiotic brains are only able to understand simple concepts like “line must go up” and follow them like religious tenants though so I’m sure they’ll waste everyone’s time and increase enshitification with some other new bullshit once they quietly remove their broken (and unprofitable) AI from stuff.

Cybertruck circa 2026.

How did this one not make the rounds when I was a kid? All we had was Claude Balls, Seymour Butts, and Jack Mehoff. Oh and super racist stuff about the Polish that stays dead.

He’s really gonna want a high-powered sniper rifle and a lot of practice. Getting up close is how whats-his-fuck only clipped an ear.

Nope. Educate yourself with fact-based knowledge. It’ll pay off in the long run if you know what you’re actually talking about.