OG Wolverine pattern

Mac is a flavor of Unix, not that surprising really.

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I don’t know how old this comic is but I’ve seen this joke before in another comic.

Why is the escalator smooth? It doesn’t look like a moving walkway, it’s at an angle…

I like to take probiotics while I’m taking antibiotics to see who’s going to come out on top.

My best haul was a Janome sewing machine which retailed around $1800 for $30. I think someone had priced it for a friend or themselves because it was on a bottom shelf behind other items despite being on the shelf for under an hour. I went back 2 days later and got the extension table for another $8.

I’ll just keep volunteering to be honest, I’m a volunteer EMT a few times a month right now but I’m thinking of volunteering with the local theater and possibly the warming center as we enter the colder months.

It’s not a problem if it takes you 12 tries and you still haven’t gotten it, do it a 13th. If I don’t do something perfect on the 1st or 2nd try I’ll most likely never do it again.

Thank you.

I picked the wrong time of year to quit drinking.

I don’t think an Adam Sandler film has ever grossed a billion dollars so it seems the cartoon protagonist is in the minority.

I only learned this a few weeks ago at 40 years old, now my hair is blue, both my ears are pierced and I’m a lot happier. I told my 19 year old daughter that “what will people think?” has been my mantra, now it’s “fuck 'em”

Evolution

I’ve heard that positive self talk is a good thing.

More cushion for the pushin’

Pepperoni, sausage, bacon, ham, marinara sauce, thick, fluffy crust, and NO cheese.

Too bad, I thought those were promising for industrial applications.

Ha, the nearest house to mine is a quarter mile away, good luck Samsung.

zodica