This makes me hopeful, I just started a new job and I’m killing it, but I know it won’t be long before the excitement dies and the ADHD boogeyman comes rearing his ugly head.

Well then, I guess I’m officially diagnosed

Just depends on the ADayHD

Why are you all doing this to me? :-(

Oklahoma where the furries come yiffing down the planes

Thanks to torrents, you can have your cake shit and eat it, too!

Do not let generational gaps fool you, most people are idiots

Ahoy matey

This just in: Obese Man perpetually on the couch isn’t going to finish the marathon, experts say.

Keep your links, I’m going back to askjeeves

“What do you got in them little bowls there? Blue I hope”

hey its me the gurl in class with itchy boobs

I gotta put juice in my car, it’s on empty

Roko’s Modern Strife

Calling it soda, good. Calling it pop, fine. Calling every soft drink a coke, fuck off.

Well why are they building them out of sieves?

Who is pooping with me right now?

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