Did eggs not work, or did nobody offer you one?

Wha…?

The secret ingredient is crime lactose intolerance.

Hell would freeze over, that’s what would happen.

Patreon and all the other services creators have at their disposal already.

Don’t think most Youtubers can make a living these days solely on YT as revenue, and are already exploring other avenues.

I dont have to hand out candy if nobody can get to my door.

<tips forehead>

Curious. Do you have a source for this? I feel I am lacking context.

You don’t need a plastic surgeon for these.

You need a structural engineer.

Sprühwaldgurke?

Appreciate the effort.

The one with the letters.

Maybe next time. Reported it as spam 😜.

“Aw ma gawd! It’s the Pawp!”

“Shoehorning the culture war into random tech news” speed run any%: successful.

Congratulations!

Was that the bot that just cut paragraphs from an article to shorten them, mangling context beyond comprehension in the process?

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Screen recording rules.

The amount of times colleagues would dismiss bug reports because “they couldn’t reproduce” my steps rapidly declined when they didn’t only get the steps based on the video, but also the video.

Take that Daniel, you lazy <beeep>

Taught our test infrastructure to record and attach those recordings to the reports, too, before the manufacture of the testing tool implemented that. Good times.

They must be related to kittens then. We have two three month old ones and they are so easily distracted by literally anything it is incredibly funny to watch.