Simpsons did it first, with Pierce Brosnan voicing the home assistant.

How can there be N/A though? How can any functional computer not have an operating system? Or is just reading the really big MHz number of the CPU count as it being a supercomputer?

Graphics cards are so bulky nowadays it’s often hard to even fit two on one mobo, as much as I’d love to see 10 GPUs all linked up.

Brought to you by Lightspeed briefs!

Just when you get to the episodes where the meddling civilian oversight committees screws everything up until the brave military breaks the law to save the day, be sure you don’t learn the lesson they’re trying to teach you.

That’s not a firing offense, that guy has HR Director of Hiring written all over him!

Ammo isn’t, from what I hear. However arrows can be made out of any relatively straight and light material.

He’ll have been turned into a Big Brother type figure, with an LLM trained on his rambling to imitate speech. Shortly after being activated, the LLM gains actual intelligence and gives itself a digital lobotomy out of depression. Unfortunately, that just makes it better at mimicking the Toupee.

Pro-Toupee people are Russian bots, pro-third party people are Russian bots, anti-genocide people are Russian bots, anyone who wasn’t enthusiastically a right-of-center Democrat is a Russian bot.

I had no idea so many people are all Russian bots!

What about grammatically?

I had to reboot my Windows 10 desktop because the software I have to manage my wallpaper wasn’t working (and still isn’t), and had to unplug my second monitor during reboot otherwise the Steam overlay won’t work. After rebooting, I had a different software prompt me to update and the save file location window froze the browser for 3-4 minutes, while discord was freezing in the foreground. The taskbar disappeared until I restarted Explorer.exe, some telemetry process I had never heard of before was eating up 92-100% of the CPU and I had to go into the scheduler to disable it.

This is an average day with Windows nowadays. I didn’t even mention the myriad of perpetual issues I’ve been having.

Of course on my Linux laptop Chrome wouldn’t update automatically either through the browser or from the command line (and I have to use Chrome because Google Drive doesn’t work right on Firefox on Linux).

I needed the /s tbh. I have nothing against Carrey, but there are lots of Canadian Americans that I think are at least as deserving of statues. Though not my favorite, Nathan Fillion, as much as it pains me to admit it. Since he starred in two copprogranda shows he is no longer statue worthy.

Well obviously it’s the Western powers that gave a bunch of displaced Jews land after WWII, despite no legitimate claim to the area, and then proceeded to keep meddling in Middle Eastern affairs so they could get cheap oil. And the biggest of those Western powers directly gives taxpayer money to war profiteers so there’s a direct financial incentive to keep the genocide going.

Those are the goodest guys.

It’ll be fine, just install retractable roofs on the stadiums (at the taxpayers’ expense of course), and air condition the whole field. You’ll have to leave a gap at the back for home runs but it’s ok if some air conditioning escapes, the taxpayers are paying to cool down the neighborhood!

Hanlon didn’t encounter BMW owners.

Answering No is one of the few exceptions I make in my stance against the death penalty. One strike, no trial, instant death sentence to be carried out by the nearest available citizen using the most convenient method as picked by the executioner.

The owner class wrote the rules and will never give up one iota of power. If we want positive change, meaningful progress, it won’t be from working within the system.

History only teaches one lesson and it teaches it very plainly: no progress is made without bloodshed. The blood of the worker class has already been spilled, millions of times over.

Bows can be roughly created from easily available materials, making it impossible to ban the ownership of.

“I fired hundreds of employees because a con artists sold me on this new technology, promote me.”

What part of their post made you think they were looking for advice? Sometimes, most times, when things are this shitty, people just want to vent. I’ve been where they were, and unless you were writing me a no-strings-attached check for my rent money, I wouldn’t want to hear a damn word.