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To Fix CrowdStrike Blue Screen of Death Simply Reboot 15 Straight Times, Microsoft Says

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To Fix CrowdStrike Blue Screen of Death Simply Reboot 15 Straight Times, Microsoft Says

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The advice, which is specifically for virtual machines using Azure, shows that sometimes the solution to a catastrophic failure is turn it off and on again. And again.

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God damn it i’ve been rebooting it 15 times Gay. 🤦‍♀️
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  that was your first problem. if it was designed by techbros, always assume it’s Straight.

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