It is something he had been posting for a few weeks, usually adjusting the statement to whatever the post is related to. People got a laugh out of it and he went around making variations of this comment. People started showing up with their own variations of the comment. I hope that clarifies things…. but please do not let this extensive clarification distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.
Last time I read this I was with my father. So it has to be more than a few weeks because it was during our annual deer hunting trip we take in northern Wisconsin.
It was a pretty tumultuous weekend, but reading that made us feel better. We had gone out early in the day before sunrise to make sure we could have the most daylight available to us in the shortened days. Though we weren’t having much luck until about 30 minutes to sunset when we saw a huge buck.
My dad got really excited and nearly dropped the rifle! I was shaking with excitement, and nearly fell over but stopped myself. Though, as I put my foot out to catch my balance I stepped on a stick and snapped it. This sent the buck running and my dad just glared at me with disappointment.
Later that evening, after I was asleep, my dad came into my room and beat me senseless with a set of jumper cables.
Usually it’s shittymorph telling a story or giving “facts” up to the end where he says that.
It is something he had been posting for a few weeks, usually adjusting the statement to whatever the post is related to. People got a laugh out of it and he went around making variations of this comment. People started showing up with their own variations of the comment. I hope that clarifies things…. but please do not let this extensive clarification distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.
Last time I read this I was with my father. So it has to be more than a few weeks because it was during our annual deer hunting trip we take in northern Wisconsin.
It was a pretty tumultuous weekend, but reading that made us feel better. We had gone out early in the day before sunrise to make sure we could have the most daylight available to us in the shortened days. Though we weren’t having much luck until about 30 minutes to sunset when we saw a huge buck.
My dad got really excited and nearly dropped the rifle! I was shaking with excitement, and nearly fell over but stopped myself. Though, as I put my foot out to catch my balance I stepped on a stick and snapped it. This sent the buck running and my dad just glared at me with disappointment.
Later that evening, after I was asleep, my dad came into my room and beat me senseless with a set of jumper cables.
Only a few weeks?
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Damnit you got me