Graham Annable | Mastodon

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A hungry vampire stands in a packed city crosswalk, staring like a predator at the crowd of pedestrians — caption reads: “The city provided endless dining options.”

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      Who can take a bubble bath and suddenly fill it with crocodiles?

      Cause it’s you, Dot, and you should know it

      Put nitro on a bridge, go ahead and blow it

      Mud is all around, I guess it’s spring

      Name another crooner other than Bing

      Don’t throw your hat up in the air

      Cause what might land is a Frigidaire!

      Dot!

      Sorry, you triggered that song in my memory and I just had to quote it.

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        Dang! I definitely remember “Cause what might land is a Frigidaire!”, but that’s the only line I could remember.

        Also, this is weird, but Google AI hallucinations are wild!

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          I had the CD, so the lyrics are burned into my brain.

          Oh, Gemini! The word “billionaire” isn’t even in that Kendrick Lamar song!