Graham Annable | Mastodon
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A hungry vampire stands in a packed city crosswalk, staring like a predator at the crowd of pedestrians — caption reads: “The city provided endless dining options.”
I thought it was an Addams Family post at first
Graham Annable is the GOAT
“Who can turn the world on with his smile…”
Who can take a bubble bath and suddenly fill it with crocodiles?
Cause it’s you, Dot, and you should know it
Put nitro on a bridge, go ahead and blow it
Mud is all around, I guess it’s spring
Name another crooner other than Bing
Don’t throw your hat up in the air
Cause what might land is a Frigidaire!
Dot!
Sorry, you triggered that song in my memory and I just had to quote it.
Dang! I definitely remember “Cause what might land is a Frigidaire!”, but that’s the only line I could remember.
Also, this is weird, but Google AI hallucinations are wild!


I had the CD, so the lyrics are burned into my brain.
Oh, Gemini! The word “billionaire” isn’t even in that Kendrick Lamar song!

seems lik the perfect opportunity to plug the show What We Do in the Shadows 😍




