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minus-squareobrenden@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up70arrow-down1·1 year agoWith 400 lines changed over 50 files
minus-squaredukk@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·1 year ago“feat: stuff” Guilty of this one myself.
minus-squareJeremyward@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 year agoI had a commit recently that was like 2000 lines changed over 6 files. Really should have been a smaller issue.
minus-squareDkarma@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·1 year agoY tho??? Holy shit. Commits should be like functions. One thing and one thing only. Maybe a small group of files like the same change over multiple config files. 50 is insane to me.
minus-squarefrezik@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up14·1 year ago“Bits were fiddled, possibly in the right way”
minus-squarePixxlMan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoMy butterfly was having a bad day so I can’t be sure, sorry
minus-squareDasnap@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 year ago‘Change’ if I’m feeling particularly chaotic.
minus-squarekopper [they/them]@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 year agogit commit -m $(date)
minus-squareakkajdh999@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoMake a cron job for git add . && git commit "$(date)" && git push -f
minus-squareMajorHavoc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-21 year agoI actually did this once…I swear there was a good reason. I promise it wasn’t anywhere that mattered. Edit: I think it was a personal journal repo that I wanted daily versions of, but couldn’t be bothered to actually check in.
minus-squareDkarma@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·1 year agoSee jira-blah: is my go-to. Sometimes there’s even a jira at that location/number 🤔
minus-squareMeowoem@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·edit-21 year ago‘fixed odd or even function for values 600 to 950, plus other stuff I forgot to commit earlier’
“Fix”
With 400 lines changed over 50 files
“updates”
“feat: stuff”
Guilty of this one myself.
I had a commit recently that was like 2000 lines changed over 6 files. Really should have been a smaller issue.
Y tho??? Holy shit. Commits should be like functions. One thing and one thing only. Maybe a small group of files like the same change over multiple config files. 50 is insane to me.
“Bits were fiddled, possibly in the right way”
My butterfly was having a bad day so I can’t be sure, sorry
‘Change’ if I’m feeling particularly chaotic.
git commit -m $(date)
Make a cron job for
git add . && git commit "$(date)" && git push -fI actually did this once…I swear there was a good reason. I promise it wasn’t anywhere that mattered.
Edit: I think it was a personal journal repo that I wanted daily versions of, but couldn’t be bothered to actually check in.
See jira-blah: is my go-to. Sometimes there’s even a jira at that location/number 🤔
‘fixed odd or even function for values 600 to 950, plus other stuff I forgot to commit earlier’