OrcasEnjoyingYachts
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
oldmanalex@sh.itjust.worksBanned to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 个月前

Smart mom

sh.itjust.works

message-square
40
link
fedilink
352

Smart mom

sh.itjust.works

oldmanalex@sh.itjust.worksBanned to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 个月前
message-square
40
link
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or register to comment.
  • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    77
    ·
    2 个月前

    Kid in therapy 20 years later. “I feel like she’s always watching, with those dead, shark eyes”

    • Insekticus@aussie.zone
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      40
      ·
      2 个月前

      This is why humans evolved that “uncanny valley” sense - to realise when your mother is pulling a fast one over you.

    • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      7
      ·
      2 个月前

      Like a doll’s eyes.

  • RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    69
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    2 个月前

    She’s gonna grow up and be a serial killer

    • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      47
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      2 个月前

      Grow up and have panic attacks when people blink and their eyes disappear.

  • socsa@piefed.social
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    27
    ·
    2 个月前

    30 years later explaining your mannequin fetish to the therapist:

  • Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    26
    arrow-down
    2
    ·
    2 个月前

    It’s a joke and I get it, but that period can be so taxing that moms fall asleep and then roll into their child, suffocating them. It’s devastating. Yes, baby will want to be held but you can train them over time. Don’t give up.

    • Zarobi@aussie.zone
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      3
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      2 个月前

      Unless they have colic, in which case just try to get everyone through that 9 months alive

    • schmorp@slrpnk.net
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      11
      arrow-down
      23
      ·
      edit-2
      2 个月前

      Not true, where do you have your info from? Pretty much everyone I know including myself has co-slept with their babies. I’ve never heard of a single problem with that, not from them and not in the news. However, if it gets taxing to the point of passing out, have the dead and some aunties step in and let the mom take time off!

      Edit: no, you should not let the dead care for your baby! Maybe ask the dad first.

      • Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        29
        arrow-down
        1
        ·
        2 个月前

        When I took a parenting class with my wife almost a decade ago, I remember it from there.

        2 seconds of Google searching turned this up

        You do you but not everyone has support

        • Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          11
          ·
          2 个月前

          Also CDC links to this.

        • antianarchist@sopuli.xyzdeleted by creator
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          7
          ·
          edit-2
          13 天前

          deleted by creator

      • antianarchist@sopuli.xyzdeleted by creator
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        13
        ·
        edit-2
        13 天前

        deleted by creator

        • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          4
          ·
          2 个月前

          I agree. Unless we’re drugged, we’re far more aware of our surroundings when asleep than most people realize. It’s very unlikely that an undrugged person would roll over onto a baby and suffocate it.

          Are you unconscious when you sleep?
          The short answer

          No, you are not unconscious when you sleep. You are in a state of reduced consciousness that is fundamentally different from medical unconsciousness. A review in Nature Reviews Neuroscience described sleep as a “reversible behavioral state of perceptual disengagement from the environment.” That is a critical distinction: you are disengaged, not disconnected.

          Your brain can still process external stimuli during sleep. A parent wakes to their baby’s cry but sleeps through louder ambient noise. You respond to your own name spoken softly but ignore a stranger’s name at the same volume. These selective responses are impossible in true unconsciousness.

        • schmorp@slrpnk.net
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          3
          ·
          2 个月前

          Someone posted a link from 2013, so some of this info is outdated. Some of it might be different approaches in different cultures and countries. And people just love being right, don’t they, and they love getting angry when it’s for the ‘protection of children’. Especially when they think the opponent is a ‘dirty hippie’ following any kind of non-mainstream woo-woo ideas. I’m just sorry for their kids. A baby is a small mammal and their sense of safety directly derives from closeness with the caretaker. Babies who feel safe are more likely to turn into adults who feel safe.

          • antianarchist@sopuli.xyzdeleted by creator
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            2
            ·
            edit-2
            13 天前

            deleted by creator

      • Kanda@reddthat.com
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        11
        ·
        2 个月前

        Not sure I’d let the dead cosleep with my baby

      • ayyy@sh.itjust.works
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        7
        arrow-down
        1
        ·
        2 个月前

        Oh, well if you didn’t personally experience it I’m sure it’s fine! Those stupid scientists with their…studying the observed causes of death of infants are just stupid boring losers, right? Are they even mothers?

      • TAG@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        2 个月前

        I am sure that the risk of killing your child while co-sleeping is very low, but what parent would accept a small chance of committing negligent homicide against their baby?

        • schmorp@slrpnk.net
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          2
          arrow-down
          2
          ·
          2 个月前

          Because a baby is a small mammal seeking the warmth and heartbeat of its caretaker. This is of utmost importance for its wellbeing and proper development. Taking that away to avoid a tiny chance of death? It’s up to you. I chose the small risk. I chose many small risks throughout my kid’s life because I believed taking them all away and coddling them from every danger would make for a very reduced learning experience and a lot less love and fun.

      • saimen@feddit.org
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        2 个月前

        https://web.archive.org/web/20160307132750/https://www.nichd.nih.gov/sts/about/risk/Pages/reduce.aspx

      • damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        8
        arrow-down
        9
        ·
        2 个月前

        Western theory says co-sleeping is the most evil thing since the devil.

        This is done to ensure maximum pain for parents.

        • antianarchist@sopuli.xyzdeleted by creator
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          3
          ·
          edit-2
          13 天前

          deleted by creator

          • damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            2
            ·
            2 个月前

            I know!!!

        • schmorp@slrpnk.net
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          4
          arrow-down
          2
          ·
          2 个月前

          Crying strengthens the lungs! /s

          I believe in most Western countries these theories are outdated by now. Nobody criticized my cosleeping in the early 2000s, it was already debunked as a cause of SIDS. Maybe that’s different in the US?

          • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            2
            ·
            2 个月前

            https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/co-sleeping-with-newborn-warning-parenting-b2351593.html

        • TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.dbzer0.com
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          5
          arrow-down
          3
          ·
          2 个月前

          It’s done to sell shit like cribs, blackout curtains, noise machines, pacifiers, etc, and to get mothers back to work sooner

  • cloudshouter@lemmy.zip
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    19
    ·
    2 个月前

    That kid is going to mess up somebody’s psychology study in the future.

  • damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    15
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    2 个月前

    That kid’s uncanny valley reflex in overdrive.

  • danc4498@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    16
    arrow-down
    5
    ·
    2 个月前

    Don’t sleep with babies in the bed. Fyi

    • Richard@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      12
      ·
      2 个月前

      That’s why i usually sleep with my kid on the hard cold floor

      • danc4498@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        2 个月前

        Don’t do that either.

    • socsa@piefed.social
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      9
      ·
      2 个月前

      What if they are already dead?

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        2 个月前

        That’s just a midnight snack.

    • schmorp@slrpnk.net
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      3
      arrow-down
      11
      ·
      2 个月前

      It’s okay. Don’t let your babies sleep alone.

      • danc4498@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        12
        arrow-down
        2
        ·
        2 个月前

        Um, it’s not OK. Babies die all the time from that. I get that this is a meme and it’s funny. Just giving an FYI.

      • saimen@feddit.org
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        8
        ·
        2 个月前

        They can sleep in their own bed in the same room.

  • Meron35@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    11
    ·
    2 个月前

  • guyoverthere123@lemmy.dbzer0.com
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    9
    ·
    2 个月前

    And then her eyes open and the baby starts screaming.

  • WereHacker@lemmy.ml
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    8
    ·
    2 个月前

    It is clear she has her skill from painting miniatures

  • Stolas@lemmy.ca
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    2 个月前

    Poor lady, she shouldn’t have to do that.

  • incompetent@programming.dev
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    2 个月前

    I’m out of the loop. Who is she and what’s the context?

    • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      5
      ·
      2 个月前

      Random person who painted eyes on her eyes lids, so she could sleep

  • justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    2 个月前

    simpsons did it first

Funny@sh.itjust.works

funny@sh.itjust.works

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !funny@sh.itjust.works

General rules:

  • Be kind.
  • All posts must make an attempt to be funny.
  • Obey the general sh.itjust.works instance rules.
  • No politics or political figures. There are plenty of other politics communities to choose from.
  • Don’t post anything grotesque or potentially illegal. Examples include pornography, gore, animal cruelty, inappropriate jokes involving kids, etc.

Exceptions may be made at the discretion of the mods.

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 253 users / day
  • 3.83K users / week
  • 5.83K users / month
  • 15.5K users / 6 months
  • 1 local subscriber
  • 16.8K subscribers
  • 2.55K Posts
  • 38K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • TheDude@sh.itjust.works
  • kersploosh@sh.itjust.works
  • example@reddthat.com
  • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works
  • BE: 0.19.20
  • Modlog
  • Legal
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org