• anon6789@lemmy.world
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    16 days ago

    Upsides to dating an owl:

    • Typically very faithful partners
    • In it for the long haul
    • Good providers
    • Very self-sufficient and motivated
    • Extremely good listeners
    • Straightforward communication

    Downsides to dating an owl:

    • Different anatomy could make certain things complicated
    • They sleep standing up
    • Molting season could be awkward
    • Owl affection can be painful sometimes
    • Potential scheduling conflicts if you are active at opposites times of day
    • Special dietary considerations
    • Wouldn’t be able to have biological children
    • A bit prone to conflict