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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 年前

Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police

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Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 年前
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    That doesn’t apply to the comment you replied to.

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      Yes, it does…

      But you will see the event happen though.

      Not with a binary search.

      Yes you will.

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        If the event lasts only a moment and leaves no visual cue (e.g. an assault).

        How?

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          Yes.

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            Yes to what?

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              Exactly.

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                Better luck next time!

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                  Time does not need luck.

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