Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 14 days agoPersonally Accuratelemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square123linkfedilinkarrow-up1709arrow-down19
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minus-squareVelypso@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up27·14 days agoBut then you can’t shovel handfuls of popcorn in your mouth where a quarter misses your mouth and is found in the couch cushions 2 days later.
minus-squareDon't forget to stay hydrated.🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up11·14 days ago found in the couch cushions 2 days later. Just saving some for later.
minus-squareorenj [he/they]@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·14 days agoGotta feed the roach homies
minus-squarescutiger@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·13 days agoAren’t those the people who come over and empty your ashtrays when they’re out of weed?
I use them for eating popcorn
But then you can’t shovel handfuls of popcorn in your mouth where a quarter misses your mouth and is found in the couch cushions 2 days later.
Just saving some for later.
Gotta feed the roach homies
Aren’t those the people who come over and empty your ashtrays when they’re out of weed?