So we all agree that some guy got caught blowing a salmon and made this up as an excuse, right?

Why do you need to clean the guillotine? Afraid they’ll get an infection?

Look at him, he’s just skin and bones! Feed the poor thing!

They mean push (pedal) bike vs motor bike, not a bike that you push around.

Prangent?

Excuse me?

Diplomat makes joke, Politico writes article about it.

Some folks will never eat a skunk, but then again some folk’ll.

Is that the one that can be used as toothpaste as well?

my hair is healthier

There’s no such thing as healthy hair, it’s only dead cells. That’s why ads always say they make your hair “healthy-looking.”

You can keep it looking nicer, though.

But if you’d never been born, you wouldn’t know the difference.

Maybe humans never evolve. Sounds like a win to me.

When this is what?

It was literally called Nero Burning ROM.

Without any circlejerking, Zuckerberg is actually a high level Jiu Jitsu competitor.

Vaisselle is feminine, but lave-vaisselle is masculine.

What’s this?

I agree that GOG should put out a Linux client to make things easier, but with Heroic as an alternative, getting the games working is pretty painless. The only thing that sucks there is that Heroic doesn’t update its Proton versions on its own.

The future is now old men!