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Dazharion@lemmy.dbzer0.com to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 11 days ago

Its what he would have wanted

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Its what he would have wanted

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Dazharion@lemmy.dbzer0.com to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 11 days ago
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    Ugh, it was his final wish; here goes! Proceeds to double tap the priest first, because they’ve been using magic to convert bread and wine into flesh and blood for decades. Don’t want to turn my back to them during a fight.

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      Priest instantly turns into a bottle of Rosé and some ciabatta

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        It is soon discovered that 90% of the Church hierarchy is artificially-created bread-and-wine homunculi.

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        Oh snap I’m about to carb up and get a buzz. Thank you good sir.

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      I’d like to think the Priest’s “Bread/Wine convert to Flesh/Blood” also works in reverse offensively. As in a priest can cast this spell on a living person and turn them into a loaf of rye and a bottle of Merlot.

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