
Explanation: France spooky
France has an undeserved reputation in some corners for being a pushover, but France terrorized Europe during the Early Modern Period, culminating with Napoleon Bonaparte all-but-subduing the continent. French imperialism in Algeria and Vietnam was also quite… vicious.
Lastly, during WW2, both the French Resistance and the Vichy French fascist collaborators were quite eagerly brutal towards one another.
Why do French tanks have a rearview mirror? So that they can see the front.
What are four hundred thousand raised hands?
The French army.How many men do you need to defend Paris?
I don’t know, nobody has tried it yet.What does e-bay say about the details of a French rifle?
Never used, only dropped once!
In Paris, mostly.
There’s whole time zones in Africa that should also be in this meme.
And then when you push back a little, once or twice, you’re labeled the bad guy.
*annoyed German sounds*




