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Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 11 个月前

Laundry Rule

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Laundry Rule

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Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 11 个月前
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  • ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml
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    11 个月前

    Wait I thought using the washing machine to masturbate was a meme. Can you actually do this?

  • Beesbeesbees@lemmy.world
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    I’ve had a clam all my life. I am still somewhat confused about how laundry appliances are supposed to accomplish this task.

    • errer@lemmy.world
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      Well, if you had a vagina instead of a clam, maybe it’d make more sense. Common mistake.

      • Beesbeesbees@lemmy.world
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        Not sure I wanna be penetrated by my washer though there’s a first time for everything. Maybe the agitator is the trick.

        • lumpenproletariat@quokk.au
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          I don’t think alligators and clams mix well.

    • don@lemmy.ca
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      The joke is that driers/washers would be such that the vibrations they make would cause arousal if sat upon, as indicated by the woman in the pic.

    • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      I think older washers agitated laundry a lot more… vigorously. And had nice corners to sit on.

    • Hjalmar@feddit.nu
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      Yeah, I’m a friend is wonderful how this would work…

  • thesohoriots@lemmy.world
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    That’s why I sit on the dryer and think about Stamos.

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