• dumblederp@aussie.zone
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    5 days ago

    I quit my last job partially because they kept on about xmas bonuses if the company did well, nah fucko, just pay me better. Don’t offer me shrodingers bonus.

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      5 days ago

      lol “If” that’s worse than the article…Chevy Chase all over this.

      The real gift was the suspense. Schrodingers bonus, alive as a carrot, dead as a payment…Merry Christmas shareholders ho-ho-ho.