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minus-squareNindelofocho@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up54·1 年前Kinda hard to buy when you dont have any fuckin money
minus-squareReanuKeeves@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up44·edit-21 年前If you didn’t buy so many pumpkin spice lattes and avocado toasts you would have been rich by now
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14arrow-down1·1 年前Instructions unclear, invested life savings in pumpkin spice latte and avocado toast stocks
minus-squareReanuKeeves@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 年前You god dang gen z’s are going to get my CFA designation revoked
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·1 年前I’m actually an elder millennial, but I guess I can hold off on any further investment until you get your Classified Fowl Arbitration cert reinstated 🤷
minus-squareReanuKeeves@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 年前I see you’re also an expert in bird law
minus-squarebaldingpudenda@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 年前I renounced my Chick-fil-A designation after I got disciplined for playing the south park episode
minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 年前Got it. I’m gonna have a nice hot avocado late and some cinnamon sticks on pumpkin toast
Kinda hard to buy when you dont have any fuckin money
If you didn’t buy so many pumpkin spice lattes and avocado toasts you would have been rich by now
Instructions unclear, invested life savings in pumpkin spice latte and avocado toast stocks
You god dang gen z’s are going to get my CFA designation revoked
I’m actually an elder millennial, but I guess I can hold off on any further investment until you get your Classified Fowl Arbitration cert reinstated 🤷
I see you’re also an expert in bird law
I renounced my Chick-fil-A designation after I got disciplined for playing the south park episode
Got it. I’m gonna have a nice hot avocado late and some cinnamon sticks on pumpkin toast
I’m starting to notice a problem…
Wait are you serious?
I’ve never joked in my life