• Tedesche@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    They’ll blame it on the Democrats’ weather control technology. You know we have weather control technology, right? We hooked up ghost shamans to quantum computers being run by AI-controlled gay frogs on the 5G network, thereby unlocking the 9th chakra of Satan.

    Didn’t you know, bro?