The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 2 years agoAfter living for hundreds of years, you gain some wisdom.lemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square6linkfedilinkarrow-up1422arrow-down14
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minus-squareshalafi@lemmy.worldBanned from communitylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·2 years agoSleep all day. Party all night. Never grow old. Never die. It’s fun to be a vampire.
minus-squareCort@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 years agoYou’ve clearly never heard of vegan vampires. They only eat vegetables
minus-squareOni_eyes@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years agoBunnicula, the scourge of vegetables everywhere
Sleep all day. Party all night. Never grow old. Never die. It’s fun to be a vampire.
But you must feed!
You’ve clearly never heard of vegan vampires.
They only eat vegetables
Bunnicula, the scourge of vegetables everywhere