Started Grimm’s tales today. First story: A lady in waiting screws the princess out of her husband and takes her place. Once the king figures it out he asks the fraud how she would punish a person who did such a thing.

“Throw her in a box with a buncha nails pointing inwards and drag her happy ass behind two white horses until she’s fucking dead.”

(I’m paraphrasing.)

King: 10-4. I know you’re the fraud. Have fun with your recommended sentence.

See the Turtle! Ain’t he keen!

We used to say that peeling your beer label was a sign of sexual frustration. Hmmmm…

It’s called “growing up”.

Colin was a zombie movie told from the point of view of the guy turning into a zombie. Made headlines at the time because the guys that created it only spent 220£. I believe it was only shown at a film festive, but crappy copies are to be found online.

I remember liking it at the time, and it has a great ending! Not sure how it would hold up, but I finally found a watchable copy.

It’s damned hard for a shotgun to end up useless. I restore old shotguns, have one from most decades starting in the 1890s. No matter how beat they were when they showed up, they worked just fine.

Spent a whole evening watching these videos. Surprisingly common thing.

We pulled people over with a yellow revolving light when we were dumb teens. Worked every time. We quickly got to scared to keep doing it.

This gets me smiling.

AR-15

Also, the 1911 class of pistols. Can’t go wrong with the OG Colt Government Model. As in, it can’t jam, fail to feed, fail to eject, fail to chamber, fail in any way.

Honorable mention goes to Hi-Point. Ugly and heavy fucking guns, but they function flawlessly and last forever.

If you’re American, you should pull the ejection seat lever.

Until very recently, Dubai was a desert wasteland with a few Bedouin roaming about. I’m not sure what I would expect for history or tradition.

Had the same gut reaction. And I am armed and skilled. FFS, the state is going to arrest me in front of my family for this bullshit?! Hard no. I’ll turn this house into a political SPECTACLE.

You think this sort of government abuse is championed by conservatives?! How the fuck do you conclude that?!

When I had my small children this summer they were freaking out that it was a 1.2 mile hike to the creek. FFS, we started elementary gym class with a mile run, every, single day.

Don’t know where I’m going with this. Must be an old man, “Everyone’s a pussy now days”.

No. It was liberal busybodies who enabled this sort of thing to happen in the first place.

And if that statement pisses anyone off, ask yourself this: Do you think this sort of thing was championed by conservative people?

I’m liberal as hell in most opinions, but this is exactly the sort of government overreach conservatives despise.

Use a butter bell. There’s no reason to refrigerate butter.

I put shit in my mouth that would probably appall most of you. This is so far beyond the pale I haven’t words.

One day my toddler reached in the trash and jammed a fistful of chicken fat in her gob. Of all the nasty shit that child did, that was the one that almost made me puke.

Ladies and gentlemen, my wife, every night. She’s onto some TV show that seems to be nothing but white trash committing white trash crimes. Half the show seems to be that same trash confessing to the cops. They just happily run their mouths for hours on end.

The end of The Waltons.

“Goodnight John Boy.”