SquiffSquiff@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agoBurger King, Taco Bell, KFC and others pull onions after McDonald's E. coli outbreakwww.today.comexternal-linkmessage-square39fedilinkarrow-up1370arrow-down16file-text
arrow-up1364arrow-down1external-linkBurger King, Taco Bell, KFC and others pull onions after McDonald's E. coli outbreakwww.today.comSquiffSquiff@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square39fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up92·4 days agochecks headline checks community name …shit. I should have a joke for this, or something. Hang on… …fuck…
minus-squaresensiblepuffin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26arrow-down1·4 days agoI said “pulling onions” sounds like jerking off while crying. That’s the best I got.
minus-squareJo Miran@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·4 days agoHow could you possibly improve upon perfection?
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…shit. I should have a joke for this, or something.
Hang on…
…fuck…
I said “pulling onions” sounds like jerking off while crying. That’s the best I got.
How could you possibly improve upon perfection?
Don’t eat the crab dip!