Varven@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 3 months agoThe dinosaur paradoxlemmy.worldimagemessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up1258arrow-down152
arrow-up1206arrow-down1imageThe dinosaur paradoxlemmy.worldVarven@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 3 months agomessage-square16fedilink
minus-squareShinkanTrain@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up88·edit-23 months agoTwo problems with this: Dinosaurs didn’t really turn into oil, plankton did (thanks teaching me, Beakman’s World) Plastic is often made from a natural gas processing byproduct
minus-squarerockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up57·3 months agoThe actual dinosaurs made from dinosaurs would be dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets
minus-squareShinkanTrain@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·3 months agoNah those are also made of plastic
minus-squareorcaAlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·3 months agoWe all have McMicroplastics in us. I’m lovin’ it!
minus-squarenis@feddit.dklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoSo… What came first? The plastic or the egg?
minus-squareMeowZedong@lemmygrad.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·3 months agoConfirmed, oil is vegan.
minus-squareMeowZedong@lemmygrad.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoShhh! Vegan is an option, not a mandate!
minus-squareShinkanTrain@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoHey, eat as much plastic as you want. Live a little
Two problems with this:
Dinosaurs didn’t really turn into oil, plankton did (thanks teaching me, Beakman’s World)
Plastic is often made from a natural gas processing byproduct
The actual dinosaurs made from dinosaurs would be dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets
Nah those are also made of plastic
We all have McMicroplastics in us.
I’m lovin’ it!
So… What came first? The plastic or the egg?
Confirmed, oil is vegan.
Ever heard of zooplankton?
Shhh! Vegan is an option, not a mandate!
Hey, eat as much plastic as you want. Live a little
I prefer to chug my oil, crude.
Shhh.