• @betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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    1711 months ago

    I mortgaged my house for a computer-generated ape that my son’s cousin’s uncle’s neighbor’s mailman said would one day finance my retirement.

    • @AA5B@lemmy.world
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      711 months ago

      It will, it will. Any day now, you’ll see! My kid told me the same thing, and his favorite streamer wouldn’t just say anything for money, would he?