Litigious parents, take note: courts typically recognize that children are derivative works. Their appearances tend to fall under fair use, please don’t waste our time and yours trying to sue them for infringement.

So instead of working on fixing an existing problem for anybody, they’re solving a new problem for nobody. Let them eat cupcakes, I guess.

That’s one weird-looking Pokeball he’s tugging on-

Thwump!…tickety-tackety-tack ¹

Hey, where’d he go?

Source: xkcd #851 (alternate version)

Now they’re having fun.

That’s what you horsology deniers always say but then can’t explain perfectly cromulent phenomena like horsoscopes.

Cope cord.

Anything’s a wire if you piss off the pixies badly enough.

They were pioneers of the “is he stupid?” meme. Sorry you had to find out this way though.

The guy he killed lost 24 years of memories.

I don’t think they even checked the grassy knoll for a shooter.

Oh, so this is why it’s called the Fediverse.

Shit happens. Don’t go out and support Putin’s war if you want your parts to stay attached.

Is it a day where they celebrate having switched to the winning side 80 years ago?

The kind of person whose past probably includes more than a few vivisected animals.

Almost missed the third one, very sneaky.

No, cat.

I’ve still got one hooked up to a machine that’s old enough to vote. Worked last time I used it too but it’s been about 5 years since then. OP could send me the diskette like I’m one of those mail-in photo development studios from the days of ubiquitous film cameras. Gotta upgrade the printer first though and I hate dealing with printers.

To be clear, you believe that my comment about the ruling being draconian is sincere in spite of the other replies here?