Rocket league

Vehicular manslaughter, hit and run, and god only knows how many illegal car modifications

And that’s bad? I’m confused

Encourage us before a performance?

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Yeah I feel like step mom just likes Schitt’s Creek

Literally doing this right now

Picks cat up for non disciplinary hug

Cat panics and scratches the shit out of you

How dare you speak that name to me

Same, in high school I did a last minute science fair project and got 3rd place in LA county

Feed me Seymour

Why cut them in half when we could continue to let them suffer for decades and accept none of the blame or consequences?

Very…

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“Fast paced environment” on job applications means 60+ hour work weeks

The Venn diagram of places with cannabis use and places in the US is a circle my friend

“History is a set of lies agreed upon”

• Napoleon Bonaparte

Yeah but he’s just a little guy

I wonder if chat GPT can add comments

“Hey that made my dick move a little, and I’m definitely not gay!”