I’m definitely gonna try the iOS app out, I hope you find the droids you’re looking for

you can’t tell me what to do! Stop trying to convince me! Alright, fine, but I’m only scrolling through the entire thing twice.

I can confirm. As a person who had a chihuahua for 11 beautiful years, he yearned for the most violent death of any and all that displeased him, which was anything bigger than him.

Fuck, man, you know when a meme just hits you in a way you aren’t expecting? This one just footballed my funny groin.

True. The start of the 1900s was no time for messin’ around and making babies. We had to go work in the mines

I’ve been pronouncing it all-e-glucky

Me playing platformers

You ever notice how Troy McLure breakdances like this, while Dr Zaius breakdances like this?

Manipulativeness

“Hey, I was wondering if you could help me figure something out. I was really flattered by your invite the other day, but I’m not interested in dating right now. I enjoy your friendship and I don’t want to jeopardize it. Is there a way we can comfortably set boundaries without ruining that?”

IMO this way you let them know you’re interested in maintaining a relationship but at a friendship level. You demonstrate that you care about their feelings while clearly establishing the need for specific boundaries.

Also, “Pierre” also means “rock” in french, so his name could be translated to “Stone Wolf Clawed”

Some people don’t want to conform to your leg-prisons to appease your draconian fashion sense

Get in the depression region of collective human consciousness, Shinji

I wanna see a Dog Wick spin-off. John is the one that stays at home and the dog goes out to protect him

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I’m no one at all

fuck yeah, spread it

wait, we’re bringing Riley memes back?

Jeb. Yer hog. Smells like lovin’… now either you do the right thang, or I gots to call the authorities on yer pleasure piggy.

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