They have a lounge for D-Beat music??

WOMP WITH THE WOMP BANGADANG

holy shit this has layers

Saint Swithen’s day already?

What if they’re really good at sucking at video games

I bet you’d feel really foolish then

I feel the need to flex that a previous comment of mine may have inspired this post

retteb stihs tsop sihT

This is awful. Just plain awful.

The logic of this makes no sense. Scooby clearly demonstrates basic intelligence and sentience throughout every official iteration of the show. Combined with cartoon logic, he would likely just comically zoom out of there once he realizes that he can indeed operate door handles, or that there is some sort of Scooby snack or STACKED sandwich somewhere outside. So even if there would be a joke about Scooby realizing he doesn’t have the opposable thumbs to operate the door handles (even though dogs IRL have demonstrated they can open more complex door handles, latches, and other mechanisms,) Scooby could also just punch a Scooby-sized hole in the van to get to his prized hobby of eating.

A far more realistic “dark” take would be something akin to who made Scooby sick by feeding him so much food that’s bad for dogs, though again I’d argue he’s demonstrated an iron stomach.

Then who did the surgery on my son??

Wizard, cease casting your aging spells upon me. My bones are already so brittle…

My personal hell - I hate ska. I never could quite pick it up pick it pick it up

Grieve. Feel it. That’s love. It hurts and it’s heavy, but that’s just the cost of them moving from a physical reality to one of memory and emotion. Don’t shut it out - mitigate it if you have to, bit by bit. But grief, to me, has never been about those you love leaving, that’s just them knocking at your heart’s door, asking to be let in.

It’s figmover

this is the heart-warming romcom I want for christmas this year

yes but it requires an AI-generated image

It’s funny because it’s true

Possibility? I thought we knew this was happening for real?

can’t even have a public wank in peace anymore what is the world coming to

if this is true, then why am I not genocidal against people who can’t get none

“I don’t know, I was too busy thinking about you”