Because they’re stupid and/or cheap. Remember the guys at the top usually got to their position through ass kissing or otherwise are bound to ass-kissers.

The caffeine makes me think slow, woo autism!

If you can digest it then it’s food, the chemical furnace demands more fuel.

Devoured MRE wrapper included

Honestly probably an actual improvement to his diet. Which is bizarre to say but he probably eats roadkill.

It really isn’t, that prize goes to A&W.

The fact that they’d throw a tarp on it implies they are towing it so no need to keep track of functionality.

He did like trains though! But I think that’s moreso just the end result of being from SoCal more specifically Yorba Linda.

Yes-Yes! More-More warpstone instead!

I saw the pose and knew damned well what this was. Also know I’m wondering if the creator of Hellsing is aware of the abridged version.

If things do get so bad that there is an active health and safety issue then contact the city or county.

Afrikaans is just Dutch but more shitposty.

With the sole exception of the rodent infestation all of this falls under mind your own business. It ain’t your land stop thine bitching.

The Redneck doing oil changes in his front yard is fully within his rights. Mind your own business.

Nobody is out for his kin, but RFK jr deserves to join his uncle and father.

I swear Dutch reads and sounds like an English speaker making fun of German people.

“Ja I joost drooped mein pannenkaken entoo de poopengarten.” This is what Dutch sounds like to me, you have a practical rainbow of Germanic languages and then there’s Dutch which sounds and reads like a shit post.

Also sometimes genes pass down and skip a generation or two. I have the same general build and height of my great grandfather (though I’m more robust) but his own sons look closer to my great grandmother.

How bout ya find out what’s on the other side? I can assist with an M3 bayonet.

Battle doesn’t require war. We can bring back raiding I know of quite a few churches that deserve to have the copper wires stripped out of the walls. Imagine the price for scrapping a shitty Mormon temple.

I know but… Math…

The worms during the pre-cambrian