A lot of people have trouble getting motivated.

Your comment made me chuckle a little bit.

I ask myself that same question every day. What’s the point of anything? Do I really need to get out of bed, get to work, eat food, climb out of the debt trap I’m in or even browse Lemmy?

Something like this could help ease that daily question from myself. If it doesn’t work, it’s fine. Worth a shot. Free is cheaper than recreational drugs.

is it still seasonal depression if it happens every season

Holy fuck how much money do they actually have

Just bulldoze the whitehouse and erect a circus tent

arbitrary npm package:

• last updated 4 years ago
• sole developer legit dead and buried
• 47 dependencies
• 608 critical vulnerabilities
• condemned by the United Nations

Still has 7 million weekly downloads

I’m going to suppress my curiosity and not look into whatever you’re referencing.

I assume it’s like those badgers or lemurs or something 1998 honda civets in Southeast Asia (I think) that are caged, fed and shit out those special coffee beans that tourists just fucking love.

I hope that was an anti-depressant induced vivid dream memory and not a real memory of something that actually happens.

Homie your pizza gonna defrost

Take it to the designated trolley zone if it’s closer

I don’t understand

Like

Why would you do that

Who looks at someone’s Nazi Sex doll t-shit and genuinely chuckles?

The only reasonable reaction is “Wass Der fick, why are you wearing that shit in public, you fuckin weirdo”

A wise friend once said, “you should wipe your ass before you clean your home” he meant it literally, but I like the phrasing.

Get involved in local politics. Do you know the name of your Town’s mayor? I didn’t. Fucking former prison warden. I don’t recall voting for him.

I fucking knew Ive been spotting more of those fuckers who don’t show up when you’re getting mugged

I think it’s a joke

The setup makes us assume no nudes are being exchanged.

We expect that the transphobe is warning the writer that one of the people receiving nudes is trans. We then expect the reveal to be that the write is trans or something along those lines. It was difficult for me to follow too.

The punchline is that nudes were indeed being exchanged. The transphobe was just a subversion.

I am going to reuse the fuck out of this, thank you

Google “asmongold rat clock”

fuck it

I’d rather just fail the skill check

my head would burst trying to figure out which number is precisely on top

You underestimate my grasp of my own stupidity.

I checked my ears three times before posting that

Found em

they were on my desk under an old empty box of antidepressants

yeeted it

progress

I’d go back in time to fifteen minutes ago when I had my earphones

Like fuck dude

I just had it and I can’t find the fucking things anywhere

edit: found it. If that was my only time travel opportunity, I’d take it

Maybe half ass it a little bit

If they’re not compensating you for giving 150% of your energy, then don’t give them 150% of your energy.

Like, tell them you need to catch a breath, take a “smoke break” (even if you don’t smoke, mime vape a lil ink pen in the smoking section). Rehydrate more, piss more. Say you’re dizzy. Come up with something.

Yeah once Phil takes his resperidone and valium combo he’s chill as fuck

Wish his wife didn’t poach more than half the valium though. Fucking rude as hell. I wanted some.

I never actually read much of the thing

I just assert that the burning bush was absolutely cannabis sativa, despite any solid evidence to the contrary. I don’t care that it’s not native to the region or whatever.

Anyways, why the fuck was he driving people out of the plains? Homies were just chilling in their iron chariots.

why jesus cakes hanging out

Also my money on the four armed elephant dude with an axe