We should take CEOs with fava beans and a nice bottle of chianti.

Those little guns go pew pew.

How did they not put any guns?

Future post - How do I get rid of raccoons in my yard?

If someone is blocked I’d be pretty cranky if they waited until the next day to mention it. Blockers are to be dealt with swiftly and with extreme prejudice.

Stand-ups can become so proforma. What did you do yesterday? I coded. What are you doing today? I am going to code. Do you have any blockers? No. It gets a little repetitive after a while.

Right? I find agile purists to be some of the least flexible people I’ve ever met. They are the exact opposite of agile. To be fair though, I have found that a good scrum master can be worth their weight in gold. You always know the status of a project and the individual stories. It can be very, very helpful.

Commonly you will have a relatively broad goal of providing some functionality by the time a project is done. Every sprint, commonly two weeks, you concentrate on producing a piece of functionality that will get you closer to that goal. At the end of a sprint, many teams are expected to have what’s called a minimally viable product that is technically usable. The problem with that concept is MVP almost always becomes production. That results in poor coding that is hard to support. It almost always involves rework later on, often when something is already in production. And you are not crazy. Not having a clear idea of what you’re coding for is wasteful and very inefficient.

It is a methodology to develop software quickly. It has some good things about it. But it can be very heavy on meetings and agile idealists are not very flexible. As many of the other comments say, a mixture of agile and some other methodology or starting with agile and developing your own process that works for your team or project is the best way of managing a project. I don’t understand why so many people don’t seem to write requirements when using agile. Even with agile I will not start coding until I have relatively clear requirements. It is not too bright to start speculative development without really knowing where you are going. https://agilemanifesto.org/

I call bullshit.

I would consider this a service to the neighborhood. More bats, fewer mosquitoes.

Maybe he did start the fire!

Mine is named “Machine”.

What about Groovy?

The joke is on them. I don’t back up anything.

As a DevOps guy, I can tell you we’re black magic sadists. You should feel the pain. Not us.

It’s not family without a pizza party.

They give many fucks about what their donors want.

The ducks have eyes!

Is nicotine considered a drug addiction? Also, if it’s bad enough, can it count as 2?