That or he started with 4 wishes
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tetris11@feddit.ukto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Unexpected Spanish InquisitionEnglish
3·3 days agoInteresting, thanks! I find it weird for it to be assigned to a buffer variable if no initial fixed size is given
tetris11@feddit.ukto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Unexpected Spanish InquisitionEnglish
8·4 days agomake([] [] byte, 0)Does this make a double nested byte array of size 0?
As in, every element is made up of two iterators (adjacent cell, and then the nested cell), but the first element doesnt exist yet?
HE FEEDS ON TIME
Franzbrötchen
Agreed, and get it from the train station. Fresh batch every 10minutes
“Häferblaubeerschmeckendorflibrötchen, bitte”
“mit Scharf, oder?”
“mit Wespen, bitte, danke!”
Enjoy the museums
Some guy’s house he converted into a studio and charges people to enter
and what’s the cock pump supposed to measure anyway
all women share the same feet size, did you not know that?
tetris11@feddit.ukto
History Memes@piefed.social•"Your diet is too spicy; try eating bland foods and maybe you'll masturbate less, SINNER!"English
3·6 days agoThis is crack to me. I can’t have it in the house.
Cats dont come back up, lazy shits
I don’t, that’s the crushing part. I remember it was a guy who also wrote a story about spring-powered vehicles, or about a bollywood dancer getting married to an AI until she cheats on it with a real human at which it crashes a satellite onto her lovers house
He was a talented writer, very english sounding name, fascinated with India I think
I’ve read a sci-fi novella with this very premise. Indian guy uses an AI guide designed by his roommate to pick up (sparse, almost non-existent) indian girls. He catches one with a cheesy pickup line to do with a TV show, but it turns out the girl’s AI was the one interested, and not the girl herself.
In the end, the AI bots fall in love, but the guy is crushed when he finds out the girl just wants to play the field a little (girls are rare in this setting). Frustrated with his efforts, the guy decides to go out dancing with his roomate, who liked him more than a friend all along
I’ll pay you £10 to lick it
*Looks at all the training data*
The point isn’t efficiency. The point is cruelty.
“should have got the Cloak of Encumbrance”
Cloak of Knowledge: “Should’ve got the Cloak of Understanding”
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