I don’t want any of those things

Motherfucker

“Henceforth no citizen shall enjoy any rights unless they are capable of defeating the self-appointed arbiter of personhood in a debate. But be warned, he will only ever argue in bad faith, has unmatched endurance when it comes to moving goalposts, and if he senses an impending defeat he will simply rattle off a haphazard list of logical fallacies before declaring himself the victor and storming off. Also he will only accept challenges from those who have yet to earn a high school diploma.”

What do you call it when a cow jerks off?

Beef strokin’ off.

Just buy some puts early on. You do not want to pick up shares just to be stuck holding those bags for an indefinite period of time.

Haven’t they had ads disguised as posts for years now?

Mr. Grinch

You know what? I’m just gonna say it: nouns suck.

Man, maybe keep that fetish in the bedroom if those are the best lyrics you can come up with.

It’s a Netflix show. Obviously they’re gonna cancel it after the second season.

One problem is that there’s a massive upfront cost to get into VR as a consumer. Even the cheaper headsets are several hundred dollars, similar to a full console purchase. Which means not a lot of people are going to invest in the hardware, which means there isn’t as much of a market to produce games for, which means not a lot of people are going to invest in the hardware, etc etc etc.

On top of that, VR has the awkward problem of locomotion. Either you’re teleporting around the game world, getting motion sick moving around the game world, or standing in one place at all times. None of these options are ideal, and the only real solutions to this issue involve insanely pricy hardware purchases.

Maybe one day we’ll figure it out, maybe we’ll all be living in tubes playing games with our minds or whatever.

Quit.

The Office is a goofy workplace comedy when viewed through the lens of an audience member, but Michael Scott is an objectively terrible boss and a shitty person.

He’s constantly making comments that are racist, sexist, or otherwise ignorant and unacceptable in the workplace.

He can’t keep any information confidential, as seen when he outs Oscar for being gay.

He refuses to let anyone be “above him” such as when he ruins Phyllis’ wedding because her father made a great toast, or when he gets kicked out of the boat party for refusing to let the captain do his job.

“Oh but he cares so much about his employees! 🥺” No he doesn’t. That’s why he insists on making his employees tend to his slightly burnt foot instead of dealing with Dwight’s concussion. Oh, and let’s not forget the time he sabotaged Jim’s promotion by straight up slandering him to David Wallace.

I would rather be unemployed than working for such an insufferable man child like Michael Scott. The Office might be fun to watch, but it would be hell to live through it every weekday from 8-5.

Kia Boys are moving up in the world.

And depression_now@lemmy.world

No, neither.

The only thing that makes creating an Instagram tempting is the fact that every single tattoo artist in the area seemingly uses Instagram exclusively to post their work, and you can only scroll through so many posts without an account. Makes it very frustrating to research potential artists.

I pirate because I wanted to watch across the spider-verse. PSA you don’t need to justify your decision to pirate something, you’re allowed to just do it without taking a stand for or against something.

Call up Toriyama-san

Hate to break it to you, but he passed away a few days before you made this comment.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akira_Toriyama

A few drinks deep is a good way to watch, in my opinion.

The good ol’ company store scam.

So what?