Freeze your fresh bread and only defrost the amount that you’re going to eat.

Love me some tumbleweed. Snapper ready to go on on top of everything is also very nice to have.

It’s basically a jvm that runs on the Linux kernel.

Must be that black biker acid

I have a bidet like a proper hygienic member of society.

Any time I think cats can’t get any more weird and loveable, I catch memes like this lol.

The audacity!