Watchmakers usually set all clocks to 10 past 10 because it looks like a smile.

The problem with shelters is that I would feel compelled to adopt 15 kitties instead of a sensible 2.

I lost my orange boy in January and I’m still waiting for the cat distribution system to re-engage.

This is a very thin camel. Poor thing.

They trick is to keep some harmless ones. They’re not going to believe you don’t have social media.

I have two social media accounts that I just use to discuss the weather and post pictures of the cat.

I can’t believe there are still people saying stuff like this won’t happen.

Some of them don’t allow foreign students and some of them charge an absolute fortune to foreigners.

Sure, older people aren’t worried about WW3 at allllll.

You know one of the reasons we’re on the brink of WW3? Because of devisive shit like this.

Funny, most Boomers in the UK are dirt poor and live in a tiny rented terrace.

Welllll… Neither the US nor the Soviet Union had complete lunatics running the country at the time.

They’re perverts, the lot of them.

I’d like the first orange one from the top to go, please.

Nuggan is occasionally right.

That is an abomination unto Nuggan.

I know two of these. One is lost to the church, the other is coming around.

I’m sorry, but every significant change in the world started with violence.

I see so many videos with people saying “I support you” and none saying “I’m going to take action.” Everyone is dawdling, nobody is doing anything

If you’d seen how my cat died, you’d change your mind about that first sentence.

It was pretty cool, the local mill museum switched its watermill on for the day.

It’s Whitsun, so the only thing it’s currently throwing at me is (water) mill day.