I unironically had a screening interview with a recruiter that asked “If you were creating a startup, would you use microservices?”. She didn’t like that my answer was “It depends, I don’t have enough information to answer”.

I never knew Google for Jobs existed. I will try it out, hopefully I can get something out of it before Google kills it.

Top 10 on the leaderboard get boosted in job searches.

But in all seriousness, this is why searching continuous growth ruins products. LinkedIn had a decent thing going as a job board a few years ago. Instead of focusing on that experience (which is still surprisingly underdeveloped) it added all this useless shit and became a Facebook with a paper thin mask of professionalism. It is now a place used mostly to spread toxic corporate culture and I dread its logo any time I open it to search for a job.

In a functioning society these fucks would have been sued into bankruptcy for suppressing those studies in the 80s. In our society they can continue to make record profits every year

It looks nice, but you have to sign up for an account to use a terminal app? This is really getting ridiculous

It’s funny how Jesus was actually more reasonable than most conservatives today. If only they actually bothered to read him

Dr Love found the wolves have altered immune systems similar to cancer patients undergoing radiation treatment, but more significantly she also identified specific parts of the animals’ genetic information that seemed resilient to increased cancer risk.

Sounds like more than just started monitoring them

“Solving global warming with a nuclear winter” sounds like a point from the Trump campaign

Anti-consumerism is bad because it would expose the fact that our economy is overproducing shit we don’t need, so we would need a massive reorganization of society. You can tell who that is bad for.

Meanwhile, Jesus in 20 centuries of art:

“Oh, he uses FOSS, that’s even worse. Put him on the commie watch list”

Can’t wait for the Onion article covering this news!

Came here to say this, but I was delayed by having to clean my cargo target folder.

Thank you for enlightening me Mr. Holmes! Truly brilliant detective work and understanding of the human condition, in between one shitpost and another. Where would the world be without keyboard detectives?

Touch some fucking grass!

It’s not like they wanted to murder him. They were just desperate. Having someone you love diagnosed with terminal cancer is pretty fucking tough, especially if it’s your 7 year old child.

Honestly, this article is pretty bad at explaining the problem here. It’s clear that other websites will try to track you, but the important part of this incognito drama is this:

The plaintiffs also accused Google of taking Chrome users’ private browsing activity and then associating it with their already-existing user profiles.

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2023/12/google-agrees-to-settle-in-chrome-incognito-mode-class-action-lawsuit/

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CEO: “We have observed through careful analysis that by locking our customers inside the restaurant, they will continue to order food from us in order to not starve. Therefore, from now on, all doors shall now be one way only”

Investors: “What brilliant entrepreneurship!”

100% code coverage, integration tests passing. Deploys to prod. NullPointerException at 3am

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