Never go on a weekend.

About the Crocs, sure, but what about the scissors that will never open?

20’s

The next generation doesn’t know how to use a mouse because they do everything on the phone. And yes, I have met people like that.

Is this from a video where a body builder dresses as an old man to get shocked reactions at the gym?

A Worn Path, The Test, and a story I haven’t been able to find about kids who go into a carnival fun house but it’s really set up to kill them (vats of acid, snakes hanging from the ceiling).

This was 6th grade. I seemed like all the short stories in middle school made the Tell Tale Heart seem cheerful.

And Bartleby, the Scrivener.

I wouldn’t even pay less.

My I7-3770 died last week with “no memory installed” errors no matter which stick or slot. It was a trooper until the end.